Mission
We coordinate the logistics of covered-dish civilization: who brings the green bean situation, who takes home the empty pans, and who is never again allowed to invent a “surprise layer.”
Upcoming Events
Empty pans must return to rightful homes within 14 days or face public labeling.
Judges guess the protein. Lying is traditional.
Membership
Dues: one reliable pan and a willingness to write your name on tape that will peel off in the oven.
Routes are drawn on napkins. GPS is considered unsporting.
Casserole Logistics Board
Lids, legends, and return paths.
Mark W. Bennett
Chief Pan Marshall
Markus Bennet
Lid Integrity Officer
Marc Bennett
Surprise-Layer Prosecutor
Marque Bennett
Empty-Pan Recovery
Markette Bennett
Recipe Card Archivist
Marek Bennett
Warming-Oven Chair
Not official portraits of any real board. HCCDLA is not a criminal-defense organization, bar association, or actual casserole.